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Dream job!





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Maybe bankers are rewarded just for that  -choosing reality over dreams.

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Lifey #4





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Life, when I am bored, scares the shit out of me!
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Now here’s a funny line. (Thank Ninoy for the link).

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating…

…and you finish off as an orgasm.

                                                                                – George Carlin

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Poor service!






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Stop looking up at sky. We are alone.

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The chosen history

I have always believed that people develop their identity by consciously or subconsciously choosing a history for themselves. Based on such a premise, this is how I imagine different group/people have chosen a history for themselves. This might help you classify yourselves to some particular group.
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Nicephone

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Lifey #3

Case 1

Case 2

Case 3

well,the point is: Get things done YOUR way!!

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Grand children!

Generations of parents have tried to hide from their kids what sex is all about..

 


..but they always find out!


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